Monday, August 1, 2011

A Cowboy who hates Tea Party Pansies

If you owned a ranch in Texas and you hired ten hands to manage a thousand cattle, what would you say if some dipshit pansy strutted into your hacienda and demanded that you handle 10 thousand cattle while he reduced your staff by half?  Wouldn't you rope that son of a bitch and brand him with a giant dumbass brand?
Sure you would. 
And what if you put out a sign on the road leading to your spread looking for cowboys to handle the increasing size of your herd.  What would you say if you got a bunch of pinheads applying for the jobs and none of them had any experience roping cattle?  Not only that, but half of them told you that they are vegetarians and they are against big cattle ranches? 
Would you hire any of those idiots?   Hell no.  You'd kick their asses out of your office and hire a few dozen experienced rancheros... experienced men who want to help you grow your herd.
Now I don't know about you, but when I go to hire somebody I want them to be experienced.  And if they tell me they don't like my business there is no damn way I am gonna hire them.  Yet that is exactly what the Tea Party has done.  They basically told all of us that they hate government and then we rewarded them with positions in our government. 

Note to the middle class.  Government is your only hope of a fair and equal footing with the rich bastards that would pay you chump change and poison your water and air.  Get a fucking clue.  Stop voting for the rich bastards who are stealing our life away from us.  We need a big corporation that will take on the other big corporations.  We ARE the government. 
America has become stupid.  The only way this gets fixed is if we haul Rupert Murdock out on the town square and cut off his head.  I know that ain't gonna happen.  So I will be happy if I can just manage to brand a few Tea Party pansies with the dumbass brand. 
Anybody got a rope?

Sunday, July 24, 2011

My philosophy

At the bottom of every email I send, I include the following idea:

There is no more noble purpose that to help everyone in every way every day.

If I am not working for middle class people, I am not happy.  I want to see our country grow and that is not going to be possible until we get rid of the old ideas and immoral energy policies of the past one hundred years. 

Just fixing our energy problem is going to rescue our economy.  If we add infrastructure improvements and transportation innovation, we will see an eruption of growth.

Sundays at church

I try to avoid going to church.  I am an avowed Atheist and a Unitarian.  I love my wife and I want her to continue going to church (Catholic) but I see no gain in it for me.  I need to use the Sunday church time wisely.  So I am going to commit to blogging and marketing my television shows on Sundays.  The Electric Farmer is an energy series and Horse Country is an educational series for children.  Both series boast beautiful photography and a broad sense of humor.  Please help me get these two worthy shows on television by going to www.electricfarmer.com and hitting the donate button. 

The third largest "religion" in the world is Atheism.  We are much kinder and more "christian" than most religious folk.  We care more about the planet and each other than our conservative counter parts.  We respect the teachings of Jesus, Mohammed, and all of the world's great philosophers.  We just don't believe that those simple peace loving philosophies get through to the majority of their followers because their message is obscurred by hero worship and heaven. 

Until

Until we make some changes to our Constitution, we will forever be doomed to plutocracy.